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previously on popular...
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My quarterback's not starring
In your musical, vincent.
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I can stay on the team
And do the musical, too.
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You think you're better than me.
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You're not.
I think you should leave.
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And if I don't?
Brooke!
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Dad.
Mom?
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What's going on here?
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What is that on your finger?
We're engaged.
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Good morning.
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Sam, what's this?
That's joe mcpherson.
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My dad, your high school
Sweetheart. Remember him?
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Sam, I'm not trying
To replace your father.
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I know you're not,
Because you can't.
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He's gone, sam.
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He's not coming back.
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Do you know that,
Since your father died,
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I have spent every night
Tossing and turning
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On his side of the bed?
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I... I haunt the closets.
I smell his old shirts.
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And I cry.
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This won't last.
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Remember I warned you--
The apple doesn't fall
Far from the tree.
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What is your problem
With brooke mcqueen?
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Sam, please, will you
Help me understand?
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Okay, fine. You want a hit
List of her good qualities?
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She's heinous. She-she's vain,
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And passive-aggressive,
And-and judgmental...
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And pious, and hypocritical,
And judgmental.
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Sam mcpherson is heinous,
Dad, and I am warning you:
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Watch out because those
Qualities are taught.
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I love jane, brooke.
She's not that way.
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You don't even know her, daddy.
Honey,
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For the first time in ten years,
I felt something romantically.
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I thought I had forgotten
How to feel that.
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It's eight years, daddy.
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Why couldn't you just date
Like a normal person?
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We're gonna take this slow.
Oh, yeah, daddy, real slow.
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Should I skip school today
So I can make the noon wedding?
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This is new territory for us.
We're gonna get through this...
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Together.
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And we'd like to start by...
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Throwing a dinner
At the end of the week.
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It'll be fun. Don't you think?
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[bell tolls]
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[sighs]
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♪ think it over
once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do,
then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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Thank for moving your schedule
Around today, miss esposito,
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So we could have this talk
About your amphibian fetish.
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I know you had to tear
Apart your filofax
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To fit me in between the raids
At the animal testing centers,
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And I appreciate that.
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Let's start off with
Some typical glass candor.
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You're gonna lose
This fight, miss.
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No one has ever
Gotten beyond week two
In a dissection protest.
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Respectfully,
I repeat my position:
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I will not dissect that frog.
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Wonderful. In that case,
Here's what we're gonna do.
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Your moral beliefs clash
With my teaching style,
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So... My frog is gonna clash
With your outfit.
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Now that you have your fine,
Stylin' frog-purse,
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Not only can you wear
Your heart on your sleeve,
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But also your
Disruptive stubbornness.
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And I suppose
This punishment ends
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Only if I take out this sad,
Little soul and slice him up?
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[class bell rings]
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♪ I'm too sexy
for your party ♪
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♪ too sexy for your party ♪
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♪ no way I'm disco dancing ♪
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♪ I'm a model
you know what I mean ♪
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♪ and I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪
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♪ yeah, on the catwalk
on the catwalk, yeah ♪
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♪ I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪
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Mary cherry,
What are you wearing?
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It's a cocoa mink
With chinchilla trim.
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I'm breakin' it in
For fall/winter.
Are you kidding me?
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It is criminal to wear fur.
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To make that single coat, 175
Minks were anally electrocuted.
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That's torture.
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No, that's fashion.
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Well, my, my. Looks like
Mommy packed your lunch today.
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You animal rights activists
Sure have yummy diets.
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'scuse me.
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Since jezebel brought it up,
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Have a name for your
Clear bag of courage?
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Jehovah.
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[southern accent] He's my
Witness against conformity.
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Mark my words:
By the end of the week,
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My slice-and-dice
Nightmare is over.
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Sammie's writing this brilliant
Animal farm-esque editorial
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About the food chain fading
Because of frog harvesting.
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Glass has gotta pay attention
To that. Right?
Yes.
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Everybody's staring at me like
They were at that fur-freak,
Mary cherry.
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Could it be because
You're wearin' a dead frog?
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Look. I will gladly endure the
Stares piercing me like arrows
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If my accessory activism
Saves even one tadpole.
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Speakin' of endurance, did you
Talk to sammie this morning?
Mm-mmm.
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She has to sit down with brooke
Mcqueen and family thursday for
A dinner. She's freakin' out.
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Sheesh.
Yeah. Guess what
They're serving.
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Frog legs.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Very funny.
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[chuckles]
[class bell rings]
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[woman]
Okay, people, listen up.
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The first order of the day,
Here in humanities class is:
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Take out a piece of paper.
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Now, I want you to do exactly
What I say with no deviations.
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Take out that sheet
Of white. Fold it.
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Keep folding it until you have
16 perfect, pristine squares.
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I assume everyone knows
What a square looks like.
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Now cut them out.
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Don't stare at me
Like a bunch of retardos.
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Make some squares. Do it.
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Have you counted up 16?
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You should know how to make
Squares by now, thank you.
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Now then, put your squares
To the edge of your desk
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Facing the aisle.
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I mean perfect.
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I wanna get some paper cuts
When I pick up your stack.
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Center, people. Center!
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Thank you!
[student] What's up?
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[sighs]
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Now then,
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Will somebody mind
Explaining to me
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Why you let me waste your time
Without calling me on it?
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Will someone
Please explain to me
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How you could let me
Call you "Retardos"?
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That's prejudiced.
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I know. I know.
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I know I am intimidating
Because I dress fantastically.
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But you have to listen to that
Little voice inside your head
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That said, "Hey!
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"Teacher-lady up there
Is acting a little wacked.
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Is she on crack?"
[giggling]
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What is this fish doing?
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What is this
A-little fish doing?
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[student] Swimming?
That's right. That is right!
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He is swimming off
To become an individual.
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Swimming off
To become an individual.
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Listen to your
Instincts, people.
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Learn to recognize
Your own voice.
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It is the most important
Voice you will ever hear.
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So, now, everyone,
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Turn your desks towards
Each other, in pairs,
Facing each other.
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We're just gonna do
A little experiment...
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On how to learn, learn how
To listen, and communicate.
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What I want you to do is learn
How to hear your own voice
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By learning how to listen.
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And the way that we do
That is by role-playing.
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For the next 30 seconds,
Look into your partner's eyes
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And speak in their voice.
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[clears throat]
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Look. We both know that
This thing with our parents
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Is never gonna last.
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Yeah, you got that right.
Well, because my dad
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Is gonna come
To his senses.
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And this would imply
That my mother's not
Good enough for him?
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Sam, I don't know
Anything about your mother,
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Except that she moves fast.
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Excuse me, but your
Lounge-lizard father is the one
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Who booked this last-minute
Trip on the lust boat.
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Failing your
Anger management class, sam?
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That's because you don't
Like your life and you wish
You had a better one.
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Your mom feels like she needs
Two parents to control you.
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I sympathize.
Someone should
Throw a telethon,
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The profits of which would be
Used to restore your humanity.
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I'm cooking dinner thursday.
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Is there anything special I can
Whip up for you? Eye of newt?
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You know what? Anything barbie
Whips up in her easy-bake oven
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Will be just delicious.
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[class bell rings]
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Good work, people.
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I felt a real sense
Of communication
Going on here today.
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Nice to smell you all
This morning.
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Okay, guys. Let's get
Down to brass tacks.
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Mr. Vincent, here,
Has called this meeting.
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Coach peritti, he feels
That you are torturing
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Josh ford in inhumane ways
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To push him towards
Leaving the musical.
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Is this true?
False.
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Josh,
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Did coach peritti
Give you that watch?
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Um...
Uh, that's my watch.
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I... I loaned it to him
To help him with his scheduling.
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Oh, drop the act,
Peritti!
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How could you afford
A rolex on our salaries?
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Everyone knows you've
Got your jock alumni cronies
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On the school board to bow
To your every secret whim!
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You've been moving
Around funds for years.
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I think the lady does
Protest too much here.
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That phrase denotes
Your guilt, numb-nuts!
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Josh,
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What do you want?
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The musical
Or the football team?
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Well, uh...
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Uh...
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I'm sorry,
But I love football.
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But, uh...
But I also love to sing.
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So, actually,
I'd like to do both.
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Then you will.
Thank you, josh.
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Could you wait outside, hm?
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Mr. Vincent,
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I do not want you
Coming in this office,
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Whining like an adolescent,
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Because you didn't
Get your way.
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I will not have you
Fighting over a student
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To resolve your
High school dilemmas.
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You will both work this out.
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[girl] God.
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Nicole's lip gloss
Is so... Genius.
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I should send them an 8x10.
Look how obvious they are,
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Just staring at us.
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Coveting our lives.
Our men, our plastic surgery.
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What? It's no big deal.
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I-I just had a rib removed.
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Sammie. Piercing.
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Rudolph the red nose no more?
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Yeah. I heal quickly.
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You know, carmen,
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It makes me so mad
You didn't make it.
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Cheerleading system is
This elitist 1950s tradition
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Run by pampered bottle-blondes.
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The whole system
Needs to be overhauled
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Starting with brooke mcqueen.
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Okay, cujo.
Back in your cage.
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Sammie, I know you feel like
She attacked you in humanities.
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She basically said
I wanted to be her.
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I wouldn't mind
Being her for a day.
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That is my dream in life:
To wear a belly shirt.
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Why don't you look at this
Dinner thing as an opportunity?
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If you and brooke can...
Become friends...
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Oh, never gonna happen. No.
Hear me out.
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If you and brooke became civil,
You could stop this animosity
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That exists in this school.
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And, lil, love ya,
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00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,870
But that damn frog
Is spicy-smellin'
246
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,671
And you've got to do something.
247
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,341
Sorry. Not cuttin' it.
248
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,443
Don't worry, jehovah.
249
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,778
[boy] Yo, nicole,
250
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,547
Those some phat snaps
In your wig there, baby.
251
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,282
Thank you, sugar daddy.
252
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,516
My queen,
253
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,886
As requested, your king,
Brought to the banquet.
254
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,122
So, y'all make peace now.
255
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,490
Wanted to tell
Me somethin'?
256
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,992
Yeah.
257
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,997
You guys, I have
An announcement.
258
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,832
Oh, my god, y'all,
Brooke's pregnant.
259
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,501
Three weeks from friday,
I'm going miss
260
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,670
The away game at nixon high.
261
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:57,508
I'm missing this game because,
Today, I bought out a front row
262
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,843
For the kennedy fall musical
Starring josh ford.
263
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,345
Really?
264
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,047
Yes!
265
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,482
Count me in, too.
266
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,050
Oh, me three. It sounds fun.
267
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,852
I'll call in sick for that game.
Gotta support my boy.
268
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,922
Thank you.
269
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,158
You're welcome.
270
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,229
I've got three days to stop
This dinner from happening.
271
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,597
Three days and counting.
272
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,866
[brooke] I just need
To get through this week,
273
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,234
Get this dinner over with,
274
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,204
Wait for my dad to wake up,
And I'll be fine.
275
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,372
I'll be right back on track.
276
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,675
It'll be great.
277
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,677
[phone ringing]
278
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,647
It's mine.
279
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,182
Hello?
280
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,451
[man]
if you want the story
of your career,
281
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,887
meet me in the mall
parking garage at dusk.
282
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,390
level b-2.
Who is this?
What is this about?
283
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,292
you can call me deep throat.
284
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,995
it's about brooke mcqueen.
285
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,773
[screeching]
286
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,946
Are you alone?
287
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,281
Deep throat.
288
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,719
Mr. Vincent?
289
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,954
Hello, miss mcpherson.
290
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,058
I'm quite a fan. I was very
Intrigued by your column,
291
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,660
The one on popularity
At kennedy high.
292
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:26,998
Gripping. If they gave
Pulitzers for the teen beat,
293
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,667
You'd be podium-bound.
294
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,802
This is so cool,
But I don't follow.
295
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,238
What does this have
To do with brooke mcqueen?
296
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,542
I could only read between
The lines of your report.
297
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,978
As for your interview
With miss mcqueen,
298
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,613
Delicious.
299
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,948
Subtle.
300
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,250
Vitriol.
301
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,952
We seem to have
The same perspective.
302
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,657
I could help. Take this.
303
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,695
Coach peritti's
Fiscal budget.
304
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,464
"Not for distribution.
Do not photocopy."
305
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,465
How did you get this?
306
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,372
Why don't you take this
To principal hall directly?
307
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:12,109
You, of all people,
Should understand my dilemma.
308
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,879
Nobody listens to you if
They think you have an agenda.
309
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,548
And as for miss mcqueen,
310
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:21,486
You may want to pay special
Attention to page five--
311
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,187
The cheerleading budget.
312
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,855
I scratch your back,
313
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,058
You scratch mine.
314
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,296
Oh. Miss mcpherson,
315
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,532
Love the beret.
316
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,870
[hissing]
317
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,988
This is amazing.
318
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,462
Oh, my god.
319
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,963
Have you read the newspaper?
320
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,967
No, no, not yet.
Why? What's it say?
321
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:12,570
Honey, it's a complete
Vendetta against you.
322
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,073
"The kennedy high glamazons
Have finally gone too far."
323
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,041
She's outta control.
324
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,179
But I didn't know that
Cheerleaders have a prada
Allowance. What's prada?
325
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,415
Only the most stunning
Of designer fashions.
326
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,219
How do they expect us to do our
Split kicks without prada boots?
327
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,555
I'm glad somebody finally busted
Them white-bread rah-rah girls.
328
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,426
Nic, I can't believe this.
Read me the carmen part again.
329
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,196
"...Carmen ferrara, who all
Agreed had the best audition
330
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,699
For the '99 squad and yet
Was cruelly overlooked."
331
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,602
I am so mad at you, sam.
W-why?
332
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,604
Before you made me
Your poster girl
333
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,639
For the brooke mcqueen
Haters club,
334
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,808
You should've
Asked my permission.
335
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,977
Okay.
336
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,980
Even though I'm depressed
337
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,783
And feel life has no meaning
Since that editorial,
338
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,785
This restroom always
Makes me feel so pretty.
339
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,256
Why is it so
Non-teen-lavatory luxurious?
340
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,658
Some fan of that 1950s
Movie star kim novak
341
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,461
Redid it in her honor
In the '60s or something.
342
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,962
I'm so nervous.
343
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,966
You just know the school's gonna
Shut the cheerleaders down now.
344
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,505
Well, if it isn't lois lane.
345
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,806
How convenient for you
346
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,444
That the in-shade of blush
For fall is bruise.
347
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,813
I got through grunge
And a vanilla ice concert
In the second grade.
348
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,214
Not afraid of you guys.
349
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,684
So, who's your hidden
Source, baby cakes?
350
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,720
Who leaked
That secret budget?
351
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,189
I'll never tell you
That, blondie.
352
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,491
It's my first amendment
Right as a journalist.
353
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,461
Well, let's see what ink
Tastes like, tippy typewriter.
354
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,631
Brooke may be too much
Of lady to bring ya down,
But I'm not.
355
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,633
So let me fill you in
On a little secret.
356
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,736
My middle name: payback.
357
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,872
What's going on here?
Uh, nothing.
358
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,840
We were just talking.
359
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,710
Ladies, miss mcpherson
Printed the truth.
360
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,580
There are two sides
To every story, mr. Grant.
361
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,049
Or didn't they teach you
That in community college?
362
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,221
[sighs] Thanks.
I was beginning to feel
363
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,758
Like I was in an all-girls
Prison movie for a minute.
364
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,629
The truth is
A wonderful thing, sam,
365
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:22,300
But, uh... It doesn't
Always set you free.
366
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,176
You leaked the budget, vincent.
367
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,944
You broke in
And stole my files.
368
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:37,014
[principal hall]
Coach peritti...
369
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,718
Cecelia, that's two steps to
The right and one forward, babe.
370
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,454
Oh, poobah!
371
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,223
Coach peritti!
372
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,057
I know you're here.
373
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,360
I smell brut.
374
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,864
Somebody read the newspaper
Editorial to me,
375
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,600
And I am outraged!
376
00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:01,439
I have taken your budget
For the rest of the year
377
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:05,309
And given half of it
To the drama department!
378
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,211
What? You can't do that.
379
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,213
My program can't
Survive on that.
380
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,484
Better win homecoming,
This is better than judge judy.
381
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,153
Because that's traditionally
382
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:19,457
When the pride-filled
Big bucks come rolling in.
383
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,125
Good day!
384
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,030
Fyi, franny,
385
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,433
Just so our schedules
Are synchronized,
386
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,737
I've moved the date of the
Musical to homecoming weekend.
387
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,508
Josh ford will be
Missing friday's game.
388
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,043
Best of luck.
389
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,648
I'll get you for this, vincent.
390
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,791
[thud, squirt]
391
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,795
[thud, squirt]
[gasp]
392
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,301
[screams]
393
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,272
So, how's that
Dinner party coming?
394
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,909
Great. I was thinking about
Using your article for placemats
395
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,945
So my dad could see
What kind of person you are.
396
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:19,016
I know it's hard to believe that
The world doesn't orbit you,
397
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,152
But that editorial was written
Out of obligation to the truth.
398
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,687
"Obligation to the truth."
399
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,357
That editorial
Was completely unfair.
400
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,293
[sighs] I can't believe that
There was actually a time
401
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,329
That I thought
We might be friends.
402
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,898
You never thought that.
Did you?
403
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,735
Well, I guess you'll
Never know. Now, will you?
404
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,203
I-I cannot believe
I almost got sucked
405
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,372
Into your gravitational pull.
406
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,608
Oh, whatever.
Uh, ginger, mary ann.
407
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:48,612
We're not at home watching
ricki lake talkin' back
To the hos and freak-outs.
408
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,280
Shut up and get dicin'.
409
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,450
Oh, and, miss lily,
410
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,085
The weather report just arrived
And there's an f5 tornado
411
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,488
Swirling around your g.P.A.
412
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,923
You gonna... Fly up there
413
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,361
And join the trailer park
People in the eye of the storm,
414
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,030
Or are you gonna
Cut croakie and...
415
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,833
Fall safely to earth
In my strawberry patch?
416
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:13,404
Respectfully, I choose to keep
My purse closed and daydream.
417
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,474
Great! Just checkin'.
Enjoy your f.
418
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,542
Back to work, everybody!
419
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,745
god, I wish I was pam grier.
420
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,782
I loved those blaxploitation
movies in the '70s.
421
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,619
back then, you could be
a real heroine and people
would listen to you.
422
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,855
and if they didn't,
you'd kick their ass.
423
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,596
Open wide, croakie!
[squeaking]
424
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,399
[banging]
425
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,473
[grunts]
426
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,679
I'm gonna shut you down, glass,
427
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,347
"Fo-evah."
428
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:32,349
[class bell rings]
429
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,288
[sighs]
430
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,596
Hey. What'd you
Think of my editorial?
431
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,498
I think it's really gonna
Cause some change around here.
432
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,134
Change for the better.
433
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,035
Yeah. I don't know, sam.
434
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,473
If you had run
The animal rights editorial
Like you said, maybe...
435
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,974
Okay, lil. I get it.
436
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,977
You're mad because you have
To carry around the frog-tote.
437
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:04,047
Harrison's right.
It stinks. Why don't you
Just cut it and move on?
438
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:09,319
Because maybe I have a
Conviction that means something
439
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,722
That's from a true,
Positive place.
440
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,557
And, yeah, you're right,
Sam. I am mad at you.
441
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,459
Maybe if you had
Listened to reason
442
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,730
And run the right editorial,
You could've saved lives
443
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,965
Instead of just yourself.
444
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,872
Why do you think coach peritti
Wanted to meet us here?
445
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,309
My... God.
446
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:35,145
♪♪ [yello's "Oh yeah"]
Um, um...
447
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:38,382
Nic, the stone cold fox boy
Is walking straight for us.
448
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:39,650
Nic, he's naked.
449
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,188
[whispering]
Here he is. Oh, my god.
450
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,893
Hey, nic.
451
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:53,430
This some new benefit, that the
Cheerleaders hand out towels?
452
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:55,598
You know it.
We're full-service gals.
453
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:58,401
And you're full-on
Italian, aren't you?
454
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,103
Nic.
455
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,847
[peritti]
Hey, ladies.
456
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,882
Glad you could make it.
457
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,551
Sorry for the exotic location.
458
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,453
I needed to keep
This private.
459
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,923
Unfortunately, I got bad news.
460
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,524
I'm gonna have to shut down
The cheerleading squad.
461
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:24,194
Because of
Sam mcpherson's editorial?
462
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:27,965
Yep. I'm gonna have to shave
The budget to make ends meet.
463
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,867
Glamour's the first thing to go.
464
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,669
No. Th-there's gotta be
Something that we can do. Right?
465
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,940
Bake sales? I can
Auction off a couple dates.
466
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:39,276
There is one thing you could do.
467
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,655
[josh] Sugar, will you
Just read me the lines?
468
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,257
You're pausing too much.
I can't concentrate.
469
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,095
You need to spice it up. Take
That homegirl, nellie, dip her,
470
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,097
Slip her the tongue.
Dude.
471
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,999
Hey, babe. You look upset.
472
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,867
I am.
473
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,036
Yeah.
All right. I'm out.
474
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,671
All right.
Bye.
475
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,340
What's wrong?
476
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:13,611
They're thinking of
Canceling cheerleading.
Ouch.
477
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,778
The editorial, huh?
478
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,413
Hey, it's okay.
479
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:19,817
We've got each other again
And that's what's important.
480
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:26,223
So, is there anything
I can do to cheer you up?
481
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,191
No. I'm okay.
A back rub?
482
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,260
No. I'm fine.
Take you to the movies?
483
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,696
Anything?
Quit the musical
And play at homecoming?
484
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,465
Peritti says if we make
A good show at the game,
485
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,868
We'll get donations and get the
Cheerleading funding restored.
486
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:40,570
He said we'd save
A lot of jobs, too.
487
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:41,571
Josh...
488
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,906
[sighs]
489
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,042
God, I hate asking you this.
490
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,778
Yeah. Especially after
You made such a big show
491
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,047
Outta supporting my decision
In front of everybody.
492
00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:52,315
God, brooke, you should
Be in the musical.
493
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,018
You're the actor here, not me.
494
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,803
[harrison] Maybe we
Should get that laminated.
495
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,504
You know? So...
496
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,306
It doesn't fade away.
497
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:20,744
He's fading away more
And more, harrison.
498
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:23,613
The memories I have
Of him are just like...
499
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:27,250
Outlines, and I have to color
In the detail or something.
500
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,920
God, I miss him.
501
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,892
My dad would understand
What I was doing,
502
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,459
Running that editorial.
503
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,197
Sam,
504
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,299
I think you ran
That editorial
505
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,068
Because you don't
Want him replaced.
506
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:47,770
You want your mom
To think brooke mcqueen
Is superficial and horrible
507
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,606
So she'll call off
This engagement.
508
00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:53,243
My dad always said reporters
Follow their instincts...
509
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,946
You had a hidden
Agenda, sammie.
510
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,648
The funny thing is
511
00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:00,384
That everybody
Can see it but you.
512
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:06,323
Whose side are you on, anyway?
513
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,061
[sighs]
514
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,063
Hey, cyclops.
515
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,432
Stridex called. They said,
"Stop using our product
516
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:19,202
Or we're gonna get sued
For false advertising."
517
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,505
Hi. Baby, what's wrong?
518
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,908
I never should've listened
To coach peritti.
519
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,177
I can't believe this.
520
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,180
Well, we know who
To blame, don't we?
521
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,149
Mcbitch mcpherson.
522
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,984
You're so right.
523
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:37,420
She's taking everybody else
Down. She's not only hurting me.
524
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:41,324
She's hurting you.
She's hurting the school.
She's hurting josh.
525
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,226
Plan b.
526
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,665
[scoffs]
I can't do that, nic.
527
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:51,701
Honey, you don't have to.
528
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,204
This is a role
I was born to play.
529
00:27:55,907 --> 00:28:00,677
I hope you realize
The gravity of your charges.
530
00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,713
And if I discover
That you're lying,
531
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,716
It's an immediate expulsion.
Principal hall,
532
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:09,752
How could you possibly think
That I would make this up?
533
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:12,222
I mean,
The very fact that
534
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,991
This hidden shame
535
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:18,328
Has forever soiled an innocent,
Petal-fresh friend of mine
536
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,932
Who's too confused
To come forward herself...
537
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,601
Well, I'm just devastated.
538
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,270
Very well, miss julian.
539
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,574
I have no choice
But to take action.
540
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:37,247
Every good journalist feels
Like they're goin' through
541
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:40,684
A war alone at one time
Or another during their career.
542
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:45,655
I just feel like you're
The only one I can talk to.
543
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,459
You know, the only one
Who understands.
544
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,628
[beeping]
545
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,434
What?
546
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,604
[principal hall]
"Often in cases
547
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:05,042
"Of sexual misconduct
548
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:09,612
"The student has mixed feelings
549
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:13,650
"About telling on the teacher.
550
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:16,719
"If the teacher is popular,
551
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,588
"There could be repercussions
552
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,690
When and if
The students find out."
553
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,460
Principal hall, do you really
Believe that I would allow
554
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:27,164
Myself to stoop
To-to-to such... Behavior?
555
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:28,698
This is a witch-hunt.
556
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,535
This is an athletic
Department attack.
Mr. Grant,
557
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,271
I am well aware of your
Character and your background,
558
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,807
And I am also aware
Of the statistics.
559
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,177
Eighty-nine percent of these
Allegations are proven untrue.
560
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:43,580
Mr. Grant is a great teacher.
He would never hurt me.
561
00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:46,483
W-we went out
To dinner one time. It...
562
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,851
Mr. Grant,
563
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,556
You are aware that any
Outside activity with a student
564
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,458
Has to have a parental
Permission slip.
565
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,227
I-is this slip on record?
566
00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,464
If it is,
It will go a long way
567
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,233
To validating your claim
Of complete innocence.
568
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:07,537
No. Um... [clears throat]
No, I did not get that.
569
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,279
Mr. Grant, I am so sorry.
570
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,781
So am I, sam.
571
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:24,021
Stop the presses.
572
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,071
[♪♪ classical]
573
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,873
Well, that was just delicious.
574
00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:21,244
I don't think I will ever
Look at another pork chop
Again unless brooke makes it.
575
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,745
[mike] Jenny...
576
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,584
You have, like, just
A little piece of gristle...
577
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,587
[chuckling] It's on your...
It's on your upper lip.
578
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,056
Ah, come here.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
579
00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,130
[clears throat]
580
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,598
This was fun. Huh?
581
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,401
Dinner in the kitchen,
Family-style.
582
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,403
A guy could get used to this.
583
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:49,739
You know, it was fun.
584
00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:52,542
I-I felt like I spent the
Evening with the brady bunch
585
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,377
Or the gang from
different strokes.
586
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:57,747
Sort of like an episode of
Those families-in-turmoil-
Thrown-together shows
587
00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:01,451
That always got canceled because
One of kids robbed a dry cleaner
588
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,985
To pay for his drug habit.
589
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,555
Or else the premise
Just ran outta steam.
590
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:13,663
So... Brooke, um...
591
00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:17,167
Which one of the girls
On the bunch did you
Always relate to?
592
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:20,170
Brooke's... A marsha.
Don't you think, brooke?
593
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:24,241
Actually, no, sam.
I'm a jan.
594
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:25,509
Oh.
595
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:26,843
Which one are you, sam?
596
00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:28,778
[brooke] Oh, can I guess?
597
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,848
Judging from the outfit, oh,
598
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:32,915
I'd say alice.
599
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,319
No, no. I'm a jan, too, brooke.
Really?
600
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,487
What a coincidence.
601
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,789
I think I'm just
Gonna clear the dishes.
602
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,359
Sam, you barely touched
Anything on your plate.
603
00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,027
Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
604
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,396
♪♪ [mussorgsky's
"Night on bald mountain"]
605
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,465
Since when?
You eat hamburgers.
606
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,501
Since... I took my first
Bite of those pork chops.
607
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:57,707
Brooke, the dessert in the oven
Smells absolutely delicious.
608
00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,776
What is it?
Thank you. It's a soufflé.
609
00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:03,180
It's a delicate french
Dessert that's hard to make
Because of its temperament.
610
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:07,717
Any unnecessary disruptions
And it'll collapse.
611
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:10,487
It was my mother's recipe.
612
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,689
Sam, how was school today?
613
00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:15,292
Oh, it was good.
Thanks. Mom...
614
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,794
Principal hall will probably
Be calling you tomorrow...
615
00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,697
My journalism advisor got
Framed for sex with a student,
616
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,366
The student being me.
617
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,835
Don't worry. I'm innocent,
As is mr. Grant.
618
00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,237
Nothing happened.
619
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,138
Brooke, here, just decided
620
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:33,210
To get back at me for my
Editorial and made the thing up.
621
00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:36,246
I didn't do that. I don't
Know what you did last summer.
622
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:40,249
You'd like to think I had
Something to do with it because
It would make life easier,
623
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,420
Because then you would
Have someone to blame
For your problems,
624
00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:45,889
When your problem,
Sam, is yourself.
625
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,926
Now that you've ended
Cheerleaders and my relationship
With my boyfriend,
626
00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:52,261
Maybe you can find time
To grab some therapy.
627
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,930
You need it.
628
00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:55,432
Sam, um...
629
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,768
Are you having any problems
At school you wanna talk about?
630
00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,505
It's none of your business.
You're not my father.
631
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:04,206
Sam, I don't like your tone.
It's not respectful.
632
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,676
I'm not gonna tolerate it.
633
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:07,677
[clears throat]
634
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,078
Excuse me.
635
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:14,884
[door opens, shuts]
636
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,253
[whispering]
I told you.
637
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:17,687
Don't.
638
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,464
What are you doing, sam?
639
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,532
Are you spying on me?
640
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,674
Are you looking for
Some more filthy dirt
641
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,644
You can fling around
In an editorial?
No.
642
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:18,748
You have so many nice things,
And there are so many people
At our school
643
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,750
Who have nothing
But their pride.
644
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:23,820
And every day you chip away
At it, you take that, too.
645
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:26,690
When is enough enough for you?
Just get out, sam.
646
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,859
And fyi, put away
Your mental tape measure
647
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:32,895
'cause you are never moving
Into this room or this house.
648
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,764
You or your mother.
649
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:39,669
My father died two years ago.
Did you know that?
650
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,474
My mother loved him
Very much.
651
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,178
Did your mother die?
652
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,549
No. She left.
653
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:55,985
With you as a daughter,
It's easy to see why.
654
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,074
Oh, hey, brooky.
655
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:20,577
We were worried about you.
656
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,412
Oh, god. Was dinner
Last night that bad?
657
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:27,050
Uh... Yeah, yeah.
It was, um...
658
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,718
It was pretty brutal.
659
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:37,727
Okay, whatever.
You know, I'm a bad person.
660
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,896
I have vendettas.
I suck. I've hurt.
661
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,398
Wow.
662
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,433
Dinner was that bad, huh?
663
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:46,002
Look, s-sam.
664
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,838
What we wanted
To say to you was that...
665
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,907
We are so sorry.
666
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:52,241
What?
667
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,777
Yeah. You should've listened
To us, as your friends.
668
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,847
But, hell, we should've
Listened to you, too.
669
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,717
Yeah, I didn't make
Stupid cheerleaders,
670
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,385
And it was a blow,
671
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,888
But you lost your dad.
672
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,692
Doesn't really compare.
673
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:14,631
Sammie, when harrison
Told me how upset you were,
674
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,399
I was totally shocked.
675
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:18,435
Why didn't you tell me?
676
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:22,204
I didn't want you guys
To think I was a big baby.
677
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,441
Sammie, look.
678
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,709
This brooke mcqueen thing...
679
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,778
You think you're alone,
But you're not.
680
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,113
You have friends
Who care about you.
681
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,249
We wanna help you
Through this situation
682
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:34,951
If you'll just let us.
683
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,388
Thanks, guys.
684
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:41,558
Okay, so, what do you
Guys want to do tonight?
685
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,392
We could rent a bug's life.
686
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,863
Watch sugar bawl
Like a baby again.
687
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:50,367
I can't help it. They're
Just so small and helpless.
688
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,237
So, um...
689
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,373
I have an announcement
To make, everybody.
690
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,209
I'm not gonna be able
To make it out tonight.
691
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:04,514
It's just that, uh,
All week long I've been...
692
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,949
Hearing these...
Voices in my head
693
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,953
From my dad,
My coach, my mom...
694
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,989
My girlfriend,
695
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,624
And, uh...
696
00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:19,128
I think what I need to do
Is just take a while to...
697
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:23,132
Clear all the voices out
So I can hear on my own.
698
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:38,681
No. I deserve that.
699
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,683
I deserve it.
700
00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:46,022
I need your eyes
This morning, mr. Vincent.
701
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,124
Tell me. What do you see?
702
00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:52,361
I see... [exhales]
703
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:54,731
A man--
704
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,966
A man who goes to the gym--
705
00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:00,670
Uh, creeping around
In a dark room.
706
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:03,406
Oh, how intriguing.
And what is he wearing?
707
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:06,676
Uh...
708
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,145
It appears to be a...
709
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:12,181
Cat suit.
Designer?
710
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,784
The international male catalog.
711
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,720
And what is this
Glamorous burglar doing?
712
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:22,258
A little... cats
To... Limber up.
713
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,260
Um, a little...
714
00:39:24,328 --> 00:39:26,529
lord of the dance.
715
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,164
Faaaaabulous.
716
00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,866
And now?
717
00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:32,402
Um... He appears to be...
718
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,104
Taking a...
719
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,439
File of some sort.
720
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,709
Which does not belong to him?
721
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,277
Yes.
722
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,813
And that would be a...
723
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,249
Felony.
724
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:51,053
Mr. Vincent has resigned, my
Children, effective immediately.
725
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:52,855
Celia, 12 o'clock.
726
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,290
Oh.
727
00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:57,193
Honey, get a guide dog.
728
00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,395
[cecilia] Bobbi?
Yes, obi-wan.
729
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,397
Tell me about lily esposito.
730
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:04,867
Your bio class had
Their first pop quiz
731
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:06,869
On amphibian anatomy.
732
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:10,372
Didn't they?
How did miss lily score?
733
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,475
Um... 98%.
734
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,376
That is wonderful!
735
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:19,649
Now you can cease and desist
Your frog-purse torture.
736
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:23,186
We're here to encourage
A child's spirit, not abuse it.
737
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,754
Yes, ma'am.
738
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:28,324
Principal hall, there's a catchy
Song I can't get out of my head,
739
00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,627
And that song is...
"Hot for teacher."
740
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:31,961
[peritti] Yeah.
741
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,330
What's up with luke grant
And sam mcpherson?
742
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,599
I heard you
Caught 'em in the act.
743
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,434
As for mr. Grant,
744
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:42,171
I am 100% convinced that
All will turn out well.
745
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,307
Coach peritti,
You are to refrain
746
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,844
From treating josh ford
As your personal yo-yo.
747
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,345
And...
748
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:52,348
Give a listen to the
south pacific libretto.
749
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:56,285
It's all about
The power of tolerance.
750
00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:58,287
[toilet flushes]
751
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:05,928
Look. I'm sorry
I slapped you.
752
00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:11,133
No. I... I deserved it.
753
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,903
When I got home last night,
My dad was a wreck.
754
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,938
He was just sitting in his chair
755
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,708
Watching his favorite
the best of johnny carson tape.
756
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:22,478
Yeah. I... I know.
All my mom said to me
757
00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,915
This morning was a very
Distinctive, hurt "Thanks."
758
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,454
I didn't listen to her
Or how she felt.
759
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:36,059
I guess they really
Love each other.
760
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,294
Yeah.
761
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,296
Yeah.
762
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:42,832
And then there's
You and me.
763
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:46,469
Two people who really
Don't like each other at all.
764
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,971
Well, this ought
To be interesting.
765
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,042
Very.
766
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,652
I'm really sorry
You didn't get a choice.
767
00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:06,789
Thanks for giving me one.
768
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,294
Last rites?
769
00:42:13,431 --> 00:42:15,198
Yeah.
770
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,200
A moment of silence, please.
771
00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:33,382
I wanted to tell you I really
Respect you for what you did.
772
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:37,119
Not, uh, cavin' in and...
Cuttin' him all up, I mean.
773
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:41,357
How's the whole big dilemma
Going with the team
And the musical?
774
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,159
It's tough goin'.
775
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,428
Every second of every day is
Like this superhuman effort
776
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:49,698
Not to cave in to what
People want me to do.
777
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:51,267
Don't cave.
778
00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,802
Stay true to yourself
And what you want.
779
00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,739
I don't know
How long I can make it.
780
00:42:56,808 --> 00:43:00,242
Actually, it's
The only way to make it.
781
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,080
Um...
782
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,657
Bye, little dude.
783
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:18,227
Godspeed.
784
00:43:27,505 --> 00:43:31,107
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
785
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:34,944
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
786
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:38,514
♪ I'm grinning
on the outside ♪
787
00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:42,385
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
788
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:47,990
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
789
00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:55,965
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪